Same red shorts, same I’m-trying-hard-to-be-sexy-but-failing-miserably pose, and same messy attic as my New Year’s selfie. ‘Cept this time, no stars over my unmistakable, Brobdingnagian nipples. Lemme know if y’all like my red gym shorts and I’ll take a couple more selfies in them. Also, haters — get the fuck out of my blog.
Hello, sweet cheeks.
"Yeah Bro, you want to feel them? You want to touch them? You want to suckle on your little sisters titties? You dirty little boy. >